I wish this moment here forever

trained for a new data entry job today a little overwhelming but i really wanna leave toys also my period starts the day i go back fml but I’m trying not to do my usual flighty thing

it’s days like these I can’t even begin to imagine how much better coping skills I would have if I had even one good parent growing up

posted 5 hours ago

parallelheart:

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.


omg

parallelheart:

cellomouse:

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.

omg


Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x


the-goddamazon:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

posted 1 day ago via tawdryplaza · © yinqors with 19,454 notes

theferdescape:

Ahhh. Perfect.


Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.

#subs #tv #poc

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel


"this place is fucking depressing. the closer I get on the bus the sadder and sadder I get."
— my coworker in the break room
posted 3 days ago with 3 notes

Drag ha, Nicole

just had a hot dog with mexican cheese on a slice of bread

posted 4 days ago with 1 note


swiftseptember:cleolinda:cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

image

throw down, 50shadesofno, mara wilson




nativeamericannews:

Sacheen Littlefeather is an American Indian civil rights activist, best known for presenting a speech on behalf of Marlon Brando at the 45th Academy Awards in 1973. http://bit.ly/JhYYLp

nativeamericannews:

Sacheen Littlefeather is an American Indian civil rights activist, best known for presenting a speech on behalf of Marlon Brando at the 45th Academy Awards in 1973. http://bit.ly/JhYYLp

posted 4 days ago via feu-follet · © bit.ly with 1,471 notes